Championing Lowbrow Humor and Movies Since 1973
With a special spotlight on the films of Cynthia Rothrock
Billie Blake (Cynthia Rothrock) slams a goon’s arm in a car door as a subtle nod to Ash (Bruce Campbell) who cuts off his hand in Evil Dead 2, which is itself a subtle nod to Farewell 2 Arms, the Michael Bay reboot of Papa’s classic Kindergators: Hands off, Harry!
With a special spotlight on the films of Cynthia Rothrock
The dumpster has “Por favor mantenga tapada la basura siempre” (please keep the garbage covered) spray painted in red. This is a subtle nod to Thompson (Chad McQueen) and Blake (Cynthia Rothrock) who have just taken out the trash.
Only the richest of super villains could afford reconstructive surgery in the early ‘70s. It was prohibitively expensive because one had to be completely submerged in honey mustard dipping sauce. Do you know how many 20 piece McNuggets you have to purchase in order to receive enough packets of sauce to fill a tub and slather a full-grown, white-cat-stroking man?
To infiltrate the S.P.E.C.T.R.E. base on Ama Island, James Bond has to “become a Japanese.” Doing so is a subtle… Who am I kidding? There’s nothing subtle about Sean Connery. All he does is comb his hair in a Romulan style. He can’t even be bothered to change his accent, much less his looks.
It was on FDR’s first werewolf hunting trip that he coined the National Polio Association’s slogan: Fuck Polio!
