Shitty Movie Detail: Martial Law

Thompson and Blake catching their breath after taking out some goons.

Women’s History Month Edition 2021

With a special spotlight on the films of Cynthia Rothrock

FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.

The dumpster has “Por favor mantenga tapada la basura siempre” (please keep the garbage covered) spray painted in red. This is a subtle nod to Thompson (Chad McQueen) and Blake (Cynthia Rothrock) who have just taken out the trash.

Shitty Movie Detail: Diamonds Are Forever

The great honey mustard dipping sauce transformation bath.
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Only the richest of super villains could afford reconstructive surgery in the early ‘70s. It was prohibitively expensive because one had to be completely submerged in honey mustard dipping sauce. Do you know how many 20 piece McNuggets you have to purchase in order to receive enough packets of sauce to fill a tub and slather a full-grown, white-cat-stroking man?

Shitty Movie Detail: You Only Live Twice

Sean "Japanese" Connery
FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.

To infiltrate the S.P.E.C.T.R.E. base on Ama Island, James Bond has to “become a Japanese.” Doing so is a subtle… Who am I kidding? There’s nothing subtle about Sean Connery. All he does is comb his hair in a Romulan style. He can’t even be bothered to change his accent, much less his looks.