Championing Lowbrow Humor and Movies Since 1973
Something about this image pinged my pedantry. i was born in February of 1973, so i was there for December 1973. So, i Googled December 1973 and… HO! LIES! DECEPTION! This calendar is off by two days! Shame.
Neal Page (Steve Martin) is suspicious about Del Griffith’s (John Candy) technique for checking for testicular cancer.
To save his girlfriend, Dr. What’s-her-face (Adria Arjona), Morbius (Jared Leto) uses his genetically modified echo location (the wiggly-wavy, out-of-focus parts in the feature image above) to pin point her voice on a New York roof top miles away. What he should have been listening for was the negative response from the audience, and by doing so NOT making the movie, thus saving many, many more people from ass-tearing diarrhea.
Damnable Humbuggery 