Shitty Movie Detail: I Kill Giants

A d20 with 14 showing as the roll.
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After unplugging her brother’s vidja game box in the middle of a game, Barbara Thorson (Madison Wolfe) boldly claims, “The die never lie.” The dice referenced was a d20 roll she had just made, whereby he had failed to save versus a blackout spell. Being a D&D purist, I rewound the video and sure enough the dice (pictured above) clearly shows yurteen, the requisite number to fail a saving throw verses a blackout spell.

Shitty Movie Detail: Death Warrant

Sandman welcoming Burke to hell.

July “Murica Day” 4th Edition 2021

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During the final boss fight, Sandman (Patrick Kilpatrick) tells Burke (Jean-Claude Van Damme), “Welcome to hell.” Today I learned the gates to Hell are in the bowels of Harrison State Prison in California. 

And now you know.