The adherents at the Pontifex Institute use Macintosh computers not because they’re a cult, but because they think different—like a cult.
Shitty Movie Detail: The Empty Man
Shitty Movie Detail: Horror Express
Horror Express is loosely based on the Great Food Truck Outbreak in 19 aught 7. A group of hipsters died from a rare form of pink eye they contracted from bad orange chicken from Panda Express.
Pink eye? Orange chicken?
It was REALLY bad orange chicken. From Panda Express. But I repeat myself.
Shitty Movie Detail: Nemesis
Farnsworth (Tim Thomerson) realizes only too late that his cellphone is in his pocket.
Shitty Movie Detail: Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell
Frankenstein Day Edition 2021
Doctor Who is cheesed off that he has to spend his regeneration afterlife as a cockney grave robber.
Shitty Movie Detail: Aftershock
The titular “aftershock” is the cornfusion felt by the graffiti artists. “Live free — or dic”? If you’re gonna write potty words, just write potty words. Fuck. “Start to question?” Are they questioning questioning? What are they trying to say, man?!?
