Damnable Humbuggery

June 2, 2023May 9, 2023

Shitty Movie Detail: Conan the Barbarian

Conan with stuff drawn all over his face.

FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.

After a blackout night of partying, Conan (The Terminator) wakes up with obscenities and penises drawn all over his face.

June 1, 2023May 9, 2023

Damnable Comix: Conan the Barbarian

I've got something for your ass. — When your co-worker has been ranting about QAnon non-stop for half an hour and you’ve decided to karate chop them in the throat so they’ll shut the fuck up.

May 26, 2023May 9, 2023

Shitty Movie Detail: Twins

Being supervillains can't be worse than this!

Oswald Cobblepot (Penguin) and Victor Fries (Mr. Freeze) took to a life of crime after being driven insane by the never-ending pressures of being the fathers of twins.

May 25, 2023May 9, 2023

Damnable Comix: Twins

Ermahgerd! — Frank Reynolds can’t believe someone so AWE-some is looking up his nostrils.

May 19, 2023May 3, 2023

Shitty Movie Detail: Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Abe Sapien holding up his hand, palm forward, fingers extended.

Like Tron Carter, Abe Sapien pleads is FiF!