Shitty Movie Detail: Horror Express

Inspector Mirov with a hot case of the pink eye.
FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.

Horror Express is loosely based on the Great Food Truck Outbreak in 19 aught 7. A group of hipsters died from a rare form of pink eye they contracted from bad orange chicken from Panda Express.

Pink eye? Orange chicken?

It was REALLY bad orange chicken. From Panda Express. But I repeat myself.

Shitty Movie Detail: Aftershock

Graffiti: Live Free — Or Dic/Start to Question?
FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.

The titular “aftershock” is the cornfusion felt by the graffiti artists. “Live free — or dic”? If you’re gonna write potty words, just write potty words. Fuck. “Start to question?” Are they questioning questioning? What are they trying to say, man?!?