Shitty Movie Detail: Brightburn

FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.
FT, Fartiste Theater’s frankenthing mascot.

Brandon Breyer wears a mask to hid his identity. Not because he wants to protect his privacy, or his family, or because it’s cool in that Mike Myers/Jason Voorhees serial killer way, but because if he gets caught cleansing the planet his parents will take away Minecraft.

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