Shitty Movie Detail: The VelociPastor

FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.
FT, Fartiste Theater’s frankenthing mascot.

Ezekiel 25:16-17 foretold the coming of the VelociPastor (literal translation from the original Hebrew):

“Therefore saith the Lord God; Behold, I will stretch out mine hand upon the yeyo ninja. 

And the velociraptor will strike down upon them with great vengeance and furious anger. And they shall know that I am the Lord when my velociraptors lay vengeance upon them.”

7 Replies to “Shitty Movie Detail: The VelociPastor”

    1. Yeah. I am. It’s just so darned convenient. Because these are quick blurbs I’ve gotten ahead on writing them. I have them scheduled out into April at the moment. It’s a pain in the ass that the like/comment buttons aren’t there. UGH!

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      1. It’s such a weird, and inconsistent, anomaly, and I obess way too much, that I NEED to figure this out. But I get the feeling it is just one of those mysteries that will never be solved.

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