Shitty Movie Detail: Diamonds Are Forever

FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.

Only the richest of super villains could afford reconstructive surgery in the early ‘70s. It was prohibitively expensive because one had to be completely submerged in honey mustard dipping sauce. Do you know how many 20 piece McNuggets you have to purchase in order to receive enough packets of sauce to fill a tub and slather a full-grown, white-cat-stroking man?

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