Shitty Movie Detail: Cinco de Mayo

Cinco de Mayo Edition 2021

FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.

In honor of Cinco de Mayo, and El Maestro’s (Anthony Iava To’omata) call for support of Mexican culture, I wrote a poem for this shitty movie detail:

El perro, el perro, es mi corazón,
(Love is like a beautiful flower,)
El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno,
(But it can also be dangerous, like a tiger with a gun,)
Cilantro es cantante,
(Divorce. Pain. Nothingness.)
Cilantro es muy famoso.
(Stay single forever, protect your heart, avoid guidance counselors.)
Las cucarachas entran, pero, no pueden salir.
(No sir, I don’t like it.)

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