Cinco de Mayo Edition 2021
In honor of Cinco de Mayo, and El Maestro’s (Anthony Iava To’omata) call for support of Mexican culture, I wrote a poem for this shitty movie detail:
El perro, el perro, es mi corazón,
(Love is like a beautiful flower,)
El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno,
(But it can also be dangerous, like a tiger with a gun,)
Cilantro es cantante,
(Divorce. Pain. Nothingness.)
Cilantro es muy famoso.
(Stay single forever, protect your heart, avoid guidance counselors.)
Las cucarachas entran, pero, no pueden salir.
(No sir, I don’t like it.)
Damnable Humbuggery 