Shitty Movie Detail: Horror Express

FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.

Horror Express is loosely based on the Great Food Truck Outbreak in 19 aught 7. A group of hipsters died from a rare form of pink eye they contracted from bad orange chicken from Panda Express.

Pink eye? Orange chicken?

It was REALLY bad orange chicken. From Panda Express. But I repeat myself.

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