Shitty Movie Detail: Morbius

FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.

To save his girlfriend, Dr. What’s-her-face (Adria Arjona), Morbius (Jared Leto) uses his genetically modified echo location (the wiggly-wavy, out-of-focus parts in the feature image above) to pin point her voice on a New York roof top miles away. What he should have been listening for was the negative response from the audience, and by doing so NOT making the movie, thus saving many, many more people from ass-tearing diarrhea.

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