Championing Lowbrow Humor and Movies Since 1973
All of them scribblings is Damnable Humbuggery.
In 1957, Eros and Tanna attempted Plan 9 (From Outer Space) to stop Earth from creating solaronite, a bomb which would destroy all sunlight molecules. In 1965, Earth initiated Z Plan (TO Outer Space), sending Gamera to Mars in order to keep him from consuming all our fire molecules.
The adherents at the Pontifex Institute use Macintosh computers not because they’re a cult, but because they think different—like a cult.
Horror Express is loosely based on the Great Food Truck Outbreak in 19 aught 7. A group of hipsters died from a rare form of pink eye they contracted from bad orange chicken from Panda Express.
Pink eye? Orange chicken?
It was REALLY bad orange chicken. From Panda Express. But I repeat myself.
Farnsworth (Tim Thomerson) realizes only too late that his cellphone is in his pocket.
Doctor Who is cheesed off that he has to spend his regeneration afterlife as a cockney grave robber.
