Championing Lowbrow Humor and Movies Since 1973
Archive of them shitty movie details I done noticed.
During the final boss fight, Sandman (Patrick Kilpatrick) tells Burke (Jean-Claude Van Damme), “Welcome to hell.” Today I learned the gates to Hell are in the bowels of Harrison State Prison in California.
And now you know.
Chief Ito (Hiroshi Koizumi) demonstrates the proper way to inspect a gun to see if it is loaded.
Malzom (Anthony Alonzo) only had half of his Destro cosplay so the filmmakers had to go with a Mad Max knockoff instead of the intended G.I. Joe knockoff.
While it is debatable whether Dr. Indiana Jones was correct when he told his class, “X never, ever, marks the spot,” it is true that
🎵 X gon give it to ya, he gon give it to ya. 🎵
🎵 X gon give it to ya, he gon give it to ya. 🎵
Blain (Jesse Ventura) tells the others, “This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus. Just like me.” This is a lie. Blain is, in fact, a man, not a dinosaur, sexual or otherwise.
