I wonder, is my lack of disgustapation with my physical presentation directly correlated to the lack of mirrors in my house?
Damnable Shower Thoughts: Erectile Dysfunction
Is erectile dysfunction male menopause or nature’s counter to an over-active sex drive or a cruel joke?
Or all three?
Damnable Shower Thoughts: Flipped Script
The COVID-19 pandemic has completely changed the introvert/extrovert experience. Normally introverts are highly anxious and out-of-sorts (having to be social). Now it is the extroverts who are:
Damnable Shower Thoughts: We Get What We Deserve
If we’re so smart, why do we need pithy statements like “wash your hands like you were just chopping jalapenos and need to change your contacts?” The reality is more motivating: wash your hands like they’re covered in a virus that can kill you.
Damnable Shower Thoughts: Future Petroleum Deposits
If the petroleum deposits we’re digging up now are from all the plant and animal carcasses deposited millions of years ago, all the cemeteries we’re filling up now are going to be convenient petroleum deposits for when the cockroaches, or whatever, rule the world—assuming they require petroleum products, that is.