Damnable Comix: Better Off Dead…
Shitty Movie Detail: The Andromeda Strain
Chistmas Movies that Aren’t Christmas Movies Edition 2021
It’s Christmas in Piedmont, New Mexico. Wait a tick. No it’s not. The Andromeda Strain made the non-Christmas Christmas movie list this year because Eric Christmas plays “Senator Phillips from Vermont.”
Shitty Movie Detail: Better Off Dead…
Chistmas Movies that Aren’t Christmas Movies Edition 2021
When Lane Meyer’s (John Cusack) cartoon characters talk to him it makes for a quirky romcom. When mine talk to me, my doctor ups my thorazine.
Shitty Movie Detail: Edward Scissorhands
Chistmas Movies that Aren’t Christmas Movies Edition 2021
Edward Scissorhands (Johnny Depp) goes full whiteface, which is highly offensive to the KKK. No one cares though, because the KKK are arseholes.
Shitty Movie Detail: Lethal Weapon
Chistmas Movies that Aren’t Christmas Movies Edition 2021
Alfred (Donald Gooden) wears a pair of 3D glasses because, like Doctor Who (#10), he’s checking people for void stuff.
Damnable Humbuggery 