Presidents’ Day Edition 2021

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man,
Sat on the bed with his dick in his hand,
Saying, “’Scuse me lady, just doing my duty,
Pull down them panties and give me some booty.”
Championing Lowbrow Humor and Movies Since 1973
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man,
Sat on the bed with his dick in his hand,
Saying, “’Scuse me lady, just doing my duty,
Pull down them panties and give me some booty.”
Old honest Abe slayed vampires using Last Laugh, Butcher of the Daywalker, the same axe he used to cut down his father’s best cherry tree.
Pushing a pickaxe through a woman’s heart tattoo (and heart!) is no way to celebrate Valentine’s Day, Axel.
TV Head Superman makes an appearance in Thunderball. This is a subtle nod that the James Bond Extended Universe overlaps with Bizarro World.
Gert Frobe’s character, the titular Goldfinger, is based on Mike Myer’s character, the titular Goldmember. It’s all a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff, which is why no one has been successfully sued for copyright infringement.