Twelvetide 2020

Santa Claus is packing some serious firepower because like Ben Richards, “That boy’s one mean mother fucker!”
(that fact is suppressed in the popular songs and literature. hmmm…)
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Santa Claus is packing some serious firepower because like Ben Richards, “That boy’s one mean mother fucker!”
(that fact is suppressed in the popular songs and literature. hmmm…)
It’s no wonder Santa (Bill Goldberg) is a homicidal maniac. He’s Jewish. They don’t celebrate Christmas.
Richard Sullivan wears a Richard Nixon mask painted like a juggalo as a subtle nod to the fact that he’s a real dick.
Seeing how well they worked for Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau, Kenny Hampson purchased his disguise from the great Professor Auguste Balls.
When the true meaning of Christmas came thru,
The Grinch found the strength of ten grinches, plus two.
(keeping score? the answer is 6 more than a few.)