Championing Lowbrow Humor and Movies Since 1973
Dafuq did I just watch?
At about the 3:52 mark, there are shots of nekkid Thai boys jumping in the river. What’s more, as Kurt (Jean-Claude Van Damme) and Eric Sloane’s (Dennis Alexio) boat passes by them, Kurt turns to take a picture.
Seriously. What. The. FUCK?!?
Chief Ito (Hiroshi Koizumi) demonstrates the proper way to inspect a gun to see if it is loaded.
Malzom (Anthony Alonzo) only had half of his Destro cosplay so the filmmakers had to go with a Mad Max knockoff instead of the intended G.I. Joe knockoff.
While it is debatable whether Dr. Indiana Jones was correct when he told his class, “X never, ever, marks the spot,” it is true that
🎵 X gon give it to ya, he gon give it to ya. 🎵
🎵 X gon give it to ya, he gon give it to ya. 🎵
Blain (Jesse Ventura) tells the others, “This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus. Just like me.” This is a lie. Blain is, in fact, a man, not a dinosaur, sexual or otherwise.
