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Ridley decided to bail on the movie Jason is shooting. He invites everyone to join him. Even thought it was only 10 minutes into Dairy of the Dead, I took him up on his offer because found footage films are shite.
During a zombie apocalypse, survivors will be too busy surviving to worry about landscaping. This job will be left to the zombies. Too bad they’re idiots that will try to mow the parking lots and other paved areas.
In the underground base, McDermott (Jarlath Conroy) and John (Terry Alexander) live in a trailer out in the caverns dubbed “The Ritz.” Initially I thought this was an ironic reference to the swanky Ritz-Carlton hotels. Actually, it refers to the buttery crackers. This is because the trailer was originally McDermott’s and he is a honky.
When braining a zombie with a screwdriver remember: righty tighty, lefty loosey. Both work equally well.
Barbara could have saved her life if she’d used her cellular phone at the outset. She didn’t for two reasons: One, she didn’t have one. Two, they hadn’t been invented yet.
Damnable Humbuggery 