Presidents’ Day Edition 2021
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man,
Sat on the bed with his dick in his hand,
Saying, “’Scuse me lady, just doing my duty,
Pull down them panties and give me some booty.”
Shitty Movie Detail: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies
Shitty Movie Detail: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Presidents’ Day Edition 2021
Old honest Abe slayed vampires using Last Laugh, Butcher of the Daywalker, the same axe he used to cut down his father’s best cherry tree.
