The Earth has a liquid core with a hard outer shell, exactly like an egg. What is it going to hatch?
Damnable Shower Thoughts: Boneless Chicken
Technically, a boiled egg is boneless chicken.
Damnable Shower Thoughts: Grandpa.zip
Cremation is compression for humans. It’s highly efficient but powerfully unprofitable in reverse.
Damnable Shower Thoughts: If Only
If I only knowed what I’ll know in the future there’s something I definitely would, or wouldn’t, do. Oh, but I don’t know!
Damnable Shower Thoughts: World Record
Someone holds the world record for the bloodiest fart. No one cares because it’s gross and humiliating. Sadly, someone’s greatness will go unrecognized for posterity’s sake.