This here movie’s the true life story of how a gator-wrasslin’ Floridian patriot done saved ‘Merica from the Red Nazis in the secret Miami invasion o’ nineteen and eighty five. But you won’t see that in the lamestream media! What does that tell you, huh?
Chuck Norris’ (Chuck Norris) seed is so potent that he produced a black son—without a woman!
Or, maybe not. I did zone out about 5 minutes in. I might have fabricated that bit of head canon to spice up this otherwise boring film.