COVID – Damnable Humbuggery

January 7, 2022December 29, 2021

Shitty Movie Detail: The Tomorrow War

FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.

The Tomorrow War used controversial stock footage of the Diamond Princess, which clearly shows the first 5G COVID bombs igniting.

Thanks, Obama!

January 22, 2021November 23, 2020

Shitty Movie Detail: Young Frankenstein

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein and his fiancée, Elizabeth, elbow bump for COVID safetly.

Way back in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and seventy four, Mel Brooks was instructing us on how to keep safe from the COVID while still touching: the elbow bump.