cyborg – Damnable Humbuggery

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Damnable Comix: Return of the Living Dead III

He’d lose his head if it wasn’t literally screwed on tight.

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Shitty Movie Detail: Return of the Living Dead III

Riverman freaking out that he's in a metal harness.

The Road to Helloween Edition 2021

FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.

Using Riverman (Basil Wallace) as the prototype cyborg-zombie soldier, the military failed to take into account his deep fear of metal, which rendered him useless for anything apart from wallowing in the corner in a puddle of his own anxieties.