Way back in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and seventy four, Mel Brooks was instructing us on how to keep safe from the COVID while still touching: the elbow bump.
Shitty Movie Detail: Young Frankenstein
Shitty Movie Detail: The New Mutants
Contrary to the bottle’s label, Rahne Sinclair (Arya Stark) does cry more tears after using Johnson’s Baby Shampoo.
Shitty Movie Detail: My Neighbors the Yamadas
For a Japanese family living in Japan, the Yamadas all speak fluent ‘Mericanese with no accent whatsoever.
Shitty Movie Detail: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Twelvetide 2020
Today I learned that Chochem, The Ancient One, is brother of Choochoo, The Transportation. Choochoo was the one who brought the original Martians to colonize the Earth lo those 300 years ago.
Shitty Movie Detail: Santa Claus
Twelvetide 2020
Santa’s Toyland workshop is an equal opportunity child labor outfit. They enslave… ehrm, I mean, enlist, childrens from: Africa, Spain, China, England, Japan, The Orient, Russia, France, Germany, Italy, The Caribbean, South America, Central America, U.S.A., and Mexico.
