Shitty Movie Detail: Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives

American Express card floats away from Elizabeth's cold, dead hand.

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If you’re going to be a camp counselor in Crystal Lake, NJ (or Forest Green, or whatever name they’re calling it this film), be sure to bring your machete-proof vest and your Visa card, because Jason will cut/chop/slash you and he doesn’t take American Express.

Elizabeth Mott tried to give Jason her American Express and all it got her was dead (see feature image).

Shitty Movie Detail: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

Tommy Jarvis staring at the camera.

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The final image is of little Tommy Jarvis (Corey Feldman) opening his eyes: a horror movie trope signifying the evil will continue on. And it does, just not in the way intimated.

You see, despite moving across the country, changing his name to Edgar Frog, and becoming a comic book guy, all narrowing his chances of being noticed by anyone, Corey Haim finds and befriends poor little Tommy, becoming his constant companion like HPV after going backstage at a Ratt concert.

Shitty Movie Detail: Friday the 13th Part 3

Shelly Finkelstein scaring Vera.

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Just when you thought they couldn’t get any more evil, you realize that slasher serial killers are anti-semitic. Michael Myers based his scary look on William Shatner. Jason Voorhees stole his look from Shelly Finkelstein. Why are they trying to slander the good Jewish reputation?