Shitty Movie Detail: Jojo Rabbit

Jojo Rabbit
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FT, Fartiste Theater’s frankenthing mascot.

Although set in Nazi Germany, no one speaks German, aside from the occasional “jaundnein.” This is a subtle nod to Taika Waititi writing it for an English speaking audience, who do not understand Deutsch.

Shitty Movie Detail: Man of Steel

Clark Kent meets holographic Jor-El.
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FT, Fartiste Theater’s frankenthing mascot.

When Clark Kent first meets holographic Jor-El, Jor-El calls him Kal. Thrown off, Clark asks, “Kal? That’s my name?” Clark is confused because everywhere in the script he is listed as either Clark Kent or Superman.

Shitty Movie Detail: The Good Liar

The Good Liar
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FT, Fartiste Theater’s frankenthing mascot.

Everyone in The Good Liar is a proficient prevaricator. That’s because they are all actors. Actors always pretend to be someone they aren’t. Except for Ian McKellen. He’s actually a wizard from Middle Earth known as Gandalf.

Shitty Movie Detail: Doctor Mordrid

Doctor Mordrid: Master of the Unknown
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FT, Fartiste Theater’s frankenthing mascot.

I’m supremely cornfused. I thought the new Doctor Strange movie is titled Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness and stars Benedict Cumberbatch. The movie I watched is titled Doctor Mordrid and stars Jeffery Combs. You don’t think the semi-toothed man behind the downtown public library sold me a bunk DVD, do you? He did smell like cat pee and regret but was otherwise respectable.