God – Damnable Humbuggery

April 23, 2021April 23, 2021

Shitty Movie Detail: Mortal Kombat

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Finally, after years of casting mortals in the roles of gods, Mortal Kombat has cast Lightning (Big Trouble in Little China) in the role of Lord Raiden. #boutgawddamntime

February 28, 2020July 22, 2020

Shitty Movie Detail: The Lighthouse

Ephraim Winslow (Robert Pattinson) and Thomas Wake (Willem Dafoe)

This movie is black & white because in the 1890s God had not yet invented color.

February 7, 2020July 22, 2020

Shitty Movie Detail: The VelociPastor

Ezekiel 25:16-17 foretold the coming of the VelociPastor (literal translation from the original Hebrew):

“Therefore saith the Lord God; Behold, I will stretch out mine hand upon the yeyo ninja.

And the velociraptor will strike down upon them with great vengeance and furious anger. And they shall know that I am the Lord when my velociraptors lay vengeance upon them.”