
Finally, after years of casting mortals in the roles of gods, Mortal Kombat has cast Lightning (Big Trouble in Little China) in the role of Lord Raiden. #boutgawddamntime
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Finally, after years of casting mortals in the roles of gods, Mortal Kombat has cast Lightning (Big Trouble in Little China) in the role of Lord Raiden. #boutgawddamntime
This movie is black & white because in the 1890s God had not yet invented color.
Ezekiel 25:16-17 foretold the coming of the VelociPastor (literal translation from the original Hebrew):
“Therefore saith the Lord God; Behold, I will stretch out mine hand upon the yeyo ninja.
And the velociraptor will strike down upon them with great vengeance and furious anger. And they shall know that I am the Lord when my velociraptors lay vengeance upon them.”