Shitty Movie Detail: The VelociPastor

Yeyo ninjas vs. the VelociPastor
FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.
FT, Fartiste Theater’s frankenthing mascot.

Ezekiel 25:16-17 foretold the coming of the VelociPastor (literal translation from the original Hebrew):

“Therefore saith the Lord God; Behold, I will stretch out mine hand upon the yeyo ninja. 

And the velociraptor will strike down upon them with great vengeance and furious anger. And they shall know that I am the Lord when my velociraptors lay vengeance upon them.”