Hellboy – Damnable Humbuggery

May 19, 2023May 3, 2023

Shitty Movie Detail: Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Abe Sapien holding up his hand, palm forward, fingers extended.

FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.

Like Tron Carter, Abe Sapien pleads is FiF!

May 18, 2023May 3, 2023

Damnable Comix: Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Peace. — Yeah. Right. Those eyes say she’s all out of bubble gum.

May 12, 2023May 2, 2023

Shitty Movie Detail: Hellboy

PBS almost shut down the production of Hellboy because they claimed Guillermo del Toro was infringing on their I.P. The court threw out the case because Hellboy is a demon, NOT a monster, and therefore not a copy of Cookie Monster.

May 11, 2023May 2, 2023

Damnable Comix: Hellboy

What in the HELL was i thinking? — When i’m all dressed up and ready to go and i suddenly realize i **HATE** socializing and regret every decision in my life that’s brought me to this point.

August 30, 2019July 22, 2020

Shitty Movie Detail: Hellboy (2019)

At the Osiris Club, Dr. Edward Carp asks Hellboy (of his right hand), “Does it do anything special?” Yes. It has three fingers, the middle one being “the bird” which director, Neil Marshall, and writer, Andrew Cosby, manage to give to the audience for the entire 2 hour runtime of this film.