Shitty Movie Detail: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Mola Ram showing the human sacrifice's heart to the crowd of Thuggees.
FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.

If you do not speak/understand Hindi and find yourself being sacrificed to Mother Kali (if we had a nickel for every time that’s happened!), here’s what to expect, say, and do. When the priest/priestess says, “Kali Ma Shakti de,” and pulls your heart from your chest, respond: “Om Namah Shivaya.” Pass out if at all possible because what comes next will cause you to load your underdrawers, and you don’t want to be that person at the human sacrifice!