Shitty Movie Detail: Jason X

Space soldiers gearing up to fight Jason Voorhees.

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As the space marines are being picked off one by one, Rowan (the only person in the year 2455 who’s had any experience with Jason Voorhees) calls for them to be pulled out of harms way. Professor Lowe retorts, “They know what they’re doing?” While this might seem callous, as “red shirts” they really do know what they’re doing, namely, how to die pointlessly.

Shitty Movie Detail: Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

Creatures dragging Jason down to Hell.

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This film is a Sartrean take on Jason. In it, Jason has the ability to jump into other people’s body. Thinking of Sartre famously line: “Hell is other people,” we understand the title, Jason Goes to Hell.

(plus, spoiler alert, at the end jason dies and goes to hell. what? you expected him to go to heaven?)

Shitty Movie Detail: Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood

Jason ruins the surprise birftday day party.

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It’s common sense that reanimating a dead Jason Voorhees should be avoided. Even more so when the neighbors are planning a surprise birftday day party. Unfortunately, there are too many mouth-breathers out there that just don’t get it. Although, now that I think about it, bringing Jason back does thin the herd. Hmm. Maybe resurrecting Jason isn’t so bad after all.

Shitty Movie Detail: Friday the 13th Part 3

Shelly Finkelstein scaring Vera.

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Just when you thought they couldn’t get any more evil, you realize that slasher serial killers are anti-semitic. Michael Myers based his scary look on William Shatner. Jason Voorhees stole his look from Shelly Finkelstein. Why are they trying to slander the good Jewish reputation?