Championing Lowbrow Humor and Movies Since 1973
“[Neck] deep in flowers we’ll stray
We’ll keep the showers away
And if I [kill] you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the [sunflowers] with me?”
That’s a HARD NO!
Leatherface demonstrates the proper way to answer the door to insure Jehovah’s Witnesses will never return.
First rule of survival: if you EVER happen onto this when traveling country roads, TURN THE FUCK AROUND and git as fast as you can!
Erin (Jessica Biel) could see Jedidiah (David Dorfman) struggling, but she never saw him quit trying to solve his roobix coob.
Damnable Humbuggery 