Santa Claus Conquers the Martians – Damnable Humbuggery

January 5, 2021November 2, 2020

Shitty Movie Detail: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Twelvetide 2020

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Today I learned that Chochem, The Ancient One, is brother of Choochoo, The Transportation. Choochoo was the one who brought the original Martians to colonize the Earth lo those 300 years ago.