Neal Page (Steve Martin) is suspicious about Del Griffith’s (John Candy) technique for checking for testicular cancer.
To save his girlfriend, Dr. What’s-her-face (Adria Arjona), Morbius (Jared Leto) uses his genetically modified echo location (the wiggly-wavy, out-of-focus parts in the feature image above) to pin point her voice on a New York roof top miles away. What he should have been listening for was the negative response from the audience, and by doing so NOT making the movie, thus saving many, many more people from ass-tearing diarrhea.
Life may be hard in the dystopian hell that is Sirius 6B, but at least Hendricksson (Peter Weller) can has his cancer-curing cigarettes. Very nice!
DC League of Super Pets introduces us to a totally new character: BATMAN!
The Road to Helloween Edition 2022
“[Neck] deep in flowers we’ll stray
We’ll keep the showers away
And if I [kill] you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the [sunflowers] with me?”