The Return of the Living Dead – Damnable Humbuggery

March 10, 2022March 10, 2022

Damnable Comix: The Return of the Living Dead

And yes, some peppers are so hot that should you inadvertently rub your eyes, you will start bleeding from the mouth. Carolina Reapers DO NOT fuck around!

October 15, 2021September 20, 2021

Shitty Movie Detail: The Return of the Living Dead

Title Card: The events portrayed in this film are all true. The names are real names of real people and real organizations.

The Road to Helloween Edition 2021

FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.

I looked this up on the interwebs and couldn’t find any corroborating evidence to support it. Clearly it’s true and the government is trying to cover up this story. #thetruthisoutthere

August 14, 2020July 27, 2020

Shitty Movie Detail: The Return of the Living Dead

Frank and Freddy freaking out about exposure to 245-Trioxin.

The best place to hid something is in plain sight. That is why the workers at Uneeda Medical Supplies placed a hidden message in an eye chart in their boss’s office. It reads: “Burt is a Slave Driver and a Cheap SOAB who is going bald too HAHAH.” They “hid” it in an eye chart as a subtle nod to two facts. Namely, that Burt has poor vision and won’t “see” the message, and movie nerds have excellent vision and will comb over every frame of a movie to pull out even the most obscure details.