Championing Lowbrow Humor and Movies Since 1973
It’s Christmas in Piedmont, New Mexico. Wait a tick. No it’s not. The Andromeda Strain made the non-Christmas Christmas movie list this year because Eric Christmas plays “Senator Phillips from Vermont.”
When Lane Meyer’s (John Cusack) cartoon characters talk to him it makes for a quirky romcom. When mine talk to me, my doctor ups my thorazine.
Edward Scissorhands (Johnny Depp) goes full whiteface, which is highly offensive to the KKK. No one cares though, because the KKK are arseholes.
Alfred (Donald Gooden) wears a pair of 3D glasses because, like Doctor Who (#10), he’s checking people for void stuff.
The image above is the “kiss kiss” before the “bang bang.” Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Know what i mean?
Damnable Humbuggery 