Chistmas Movies that Aren’t Christmas Movies Edition 2021
Holland March (Ryan Gosling) learns the hard way that it is impossible to masturbate to completion in bowling alley turlets.
Shitty Movie Detail: The Nice Guys
Shitty Movie Detail: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Chistmas Movies that Aren’t Christmas Movies Edition 2021
This movie completely lost me. About halfway through, Hermione (Emma Watson) is leaving for holiday and tells Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) and Ron (Rupert Grint), “Happy Christmas”. What the hell does Happy Christmas mean?
i must’ve been watching the version that wasn’t translated into proper ’Murican English.
Shitty Movie Detail: Die Hard 2
Chistmas Movies that Aren’t Christmas Movies Edition 2021
The lady sitting next to Holly (Bonnie Bedelia) is reading a magazine with an ad for Lethal Weapon, another Chistmas movie that isn’t a Christmas movie.
Shitty Movie Detail: Die Hard
Chistmas Movies that Aren’t Christmas Movies Edition 2021
Holly (Bonnie Bedelia) tells Ellis (Hart Bochner), “Tell that to Takagi.” Ellis is befuddled by this because Takagi is dead.
Shitty Movie Detail: It’s a Wonderful Life
Twelvetide 2020
This film is black and white because in the 1940s we were closer to canines than we were to modern humans and couldn’t see in color yet.
Damnable Humbuggery 