velociraptor – Damnable Humbuggery

January 14, 2022December 29, 2021

Shitty Movie Detail: Black Widow

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Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff) tries Owen’s hand thing from Jurassic World. Because she was dealing with a woman who’d fallen from the roof of an apartment building and not a velociraptor, it was an unnecessary gesture.

February 7, 2020July 22, 2020

Shitty Movie Detail: The VelociPastor

Ezekiel 25:16-17 foretold the coming of the VelociPastor (literal translation from the original Hebrew):

“Therefore saith the Lord God; Behold, I will stretch out mine hand upon the yeyo ninja.

And the velociraptor will strike down upon them with great vengeance and furious anger. And they shall know that I am the Lord when my velociraptors lay vengeance upon them.”