Tag: William Shatner

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Shitty Movie Detail: Halloween 2

Dr. Loomis saying, "It isn't goblins or ghosts or witches."

Countdown to Halloween 2020

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Dr. Loomis tells Marion, “Samhain… isn’t goblins or ghosts or witches.” This is a subtle nod to the clever change coming in Halloween 3: Season of the Witch. That is, the film Halloween will be about a mad Irishman making three deadly children’s masks (jack-o-lantern, skull, and witch) and not Michael Myers (in a William Shatner mask).

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Shitty Movie Detail: Friday the 13th Part 3

Shelly Finkelstein scaring Vera.

Countdown to Halloween 2020

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Just when you thought they couldn’t get any more evil, you realize that slasher serial killers are anti-semitic. Michael Myers based his scary look on William Shatner. Jason Voorhees stole his look from Shelly Finkelstein. Why are they trying to slander the good Jewish reputation?