The Road to Helloween Edition 2021

A zombie with gatlin guns for arms? Seriously? Even the mustache-twirling villains are facepalming this one.
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A zombie with gatlin guns for arms? Seriously? Even the mustache-twirling villains are facepalming this one.
Using Riverman (Basil Wallace) as the prototype cyborg-zombie soldier, the military failed to take into account his deep fear of metal, which rendered him useless for anything apart from wallowing in the corner in a puddle of his own anxieties.
Innocent spooning or not, Tom (Dana Ashbrook) was in an awkward place trying to explain this away to Lucy (Marsha Dietlein), whom he was trying to impress.