Championing Lowbrow Humor and Movies Since 1973
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man,
Sat on the bed with his dick in his hand,
Saying, “’Scuse me lady, just doing my duty,
Pull down them panties and give me some booty.”
Bullet trains are much faster than traditional locomotive engines. SPOILERS This is why the zombies were able to catch and drag along behind the diesel engine the protagonists switched to at the end.
Despite being neck deep in the zombie apocalypse, Sarge (Alan Van Sprang) knows to follow posted maritime rules. Especially those set down by Robert G. Bundy, Commissioner. He doesn’t fuck about.
Ridley decided to bail on the movie Jason is shooting. He invites everyone to join him. Even thought it was only 10 minutes into Dairy of the Dead, I took him up on his offer because found footage films are shite.
In the underground base, McDermott (Jarlath Conroy) and John (Terry Alexander) live in a trailer out in the caverns dubbed “The Ritz.” Initially I thought this was an ironic reference to the swanky Ritz-Carlton hotels. Actually, it refers to the buttery crackers. This is because the trailer was originally McDermott’s and he is a honky.
