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The Society for the Ethical Treament of Zombies would like to clear up the misinformation spread in the popular media that zombies cannot write their letters gooder. While their spelling is quite often poor, they are very good at writing the letters properly.
I looked this up on the interwebs and couldn’t find any corroborating evidence to support it. Clearly it’s true and the government is trying to cover up this story. #thetruthisoutthere
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man,
Sat on the bed with his dick in his hand,
Saying, “’Scuse me lady, just doing my duty,
Pull down them panties and give me some booty.”
Bullet trains are much faster than traditional locomotive engines. SPOILERS This is why the zombies were able to catch and drag along behind the diesel engine the protagonists switched to at the end.
Despite being neck deep in the zombie apocalypse, Sarge (Alan Van Sprang) knows to follow posted maritime rules. Especially those set down by Robert G. Bundy, Commissioner. He doesn’t fuck about.
Damnable Humbuggery 